Jeff here. I've decided to do some posting for reals.
First, I'm in law school. I'm a 1L for those who enjoy using abreviations. For normal people, that just means I'm in my first year. I have a really great professor for Civil Procedure. To hear him speak, think 80% George Costanza from Seinfeld, and 15% Christopher Walken. With the 5% left over, lower that voice one octave. So the way classes work, is that we prepare 2 or 3 cases a day. The professor will call on a student, and interrogate them about one of the cases for about half an hour. Guess whose turn came on friday. If you guessed me, you're right. Here's more or less how it went.
Professor- Mr. Hemming.
Me- (Thinking) Man, I'm glad I'm not that guy.
(Then noticing him looking at me) Yes.
Professor- What is this case about?
Me- Jury instruction.
Professor- Yes. What did the judge tell the jury to do?
Me- Answer several questions about the facts.
Professor- Correct, Mr. Hemming. Who wants the judge to do this, the defendant or the plaintiff?
Me- Uhh.... the defendant?
Professor- Yes, Mr. Hemming. Why does the defendant want this?
Me- Ummm.... because there's less chance the plaintiff will win?
Professor- NO, MISTER HEMMING! Can someone help Mr. Hemming out?
Me- (thinking) Ah, crud.
Professor- Mr. Hemming, was it alright for the judge to withdraw his question?
Me- Yes.
Professor- Why?
Me- (staring at the professor)
Professor- (staring at me)
Me- (staring at the professor)
Professor- Does anyone want to help Mr. Hemming?
And it basically went on like that. For half an hour. Law school is
awesome!